“You know what EarthSea reminded me of? Harry Potter on crack.”
Category Archives: Customers Say The Darnedest Things
“It’s not illegal unless I use it for fraud. I’m too young to commit fraud.”
“What’s to DC to forge a Get Out Of Hell Free card?”
“You know, Arthur, this is a pretty awesome store. We’re gonna go back home and steal all of your ideas for ourselves.”
“Yeah, we’re totally gonna netdeck your store.”
“Will someone run this over to Seven for me?”
“What is it?”
“A box that got delivered here by mistake.”
“No, what’s in it?”
“Those things to go in the alcohol bottles at bars…”
“…Roofies?”
“Are you guys hiring?”
“No”
“Will you take our application?”
“Sure, but we’re not going to be hiring. Pretty much the only way to get a job here is to kill one of our current employees. Isn’t that right, Ian?”
“…Huh? What?”
“The only way to get a job here…?”
“Um…Shower?”
“So does a large fit you?”
“It’s a bit small for me. I prefer extra-larges, so I’ll just get one myself.”
<background>”So is he talking about T-shirts of pizzas?”</background>
